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Camaro

A muscle Car put into production by General Motors Chevrolet. First thought of in 1965 as the "Panther". The Panther died in 1966 and was released as the Chevrolet Camaro officially dated in 1967. Firsts generation Camaro's were from 1967 to 1969. The 1969 Camaro is said to be one of the best Camaro's ever built for its power output and unique muscle car style and is still a favorite to Camaro fans everywhere. Second generation Camaros were produced from 1970 to 1981. 1970 through 1972 feature a unique split chrom bumper design which was loved by many Camaro fans for its unique design. Third generation Camaros were the best selling Camaros despite not being the powerhouses that the 1967-1981 Camaros were. From 1985 to 1990, third generation Camaros had a performance packaged coded B4Z determining the production of the IROC-Z (International Race of Champions Z28) Fourth generation Camaros were the first Camaros to come with LT4 and LS1 engines producing lots of power; in production from 1993-2003. Fifth generation Camaros returned in 2006 with the concept Camaro based heavily off the best selling 1969 Camaro Z28. Had the option of a 3.4L V6 engine or a 6.2L V8 engine pushing 426 horsepower. All Camaros despite being some of the best looking cars on the road have grown a sterotypical reputation for mullets and rednecks living in trailer parks, most commonly by riceburners or mustang owners, while in reality Camaro is one of the best muscle cars ever built.
Friend: "You bought a thirdgen camaro?"
Me: "Yeah man, it is fucking bad ass. I'm working on it too so its faster then what GM thought was fast."

Riceburner owner: "So you got the final piece of the white trash starter kit huh?"

Camaro owner: "Its not as trash as your 4 cylinder honda. By the way, stickers dont make it faster."
by Camaroking February 15, 2013
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camaro

A wanna-be sports car discontinued by Chevrolet for being a piece of shit.
Look at Frank's Camaro. That piece of shit needs to be wrapped around a telephone pole.
by Stoop March 29, 2004
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calgary flames

A NHL team located in Calgary, Alberta. The star players are: 1.Jarome iginla 2.Dion Phaneuf 3.Kristian Huseliuss 4. Miika Kipprusoff. The deadmonton oilers seem to think they are rivals to the flames because they are about 3 hours away. they wouldnt think that if kipper kept letting goals in.
bill: dude did u see kipper shutout the oilers and phaneuf get ejected for knocking sean whorecoff out cold? jack:No shit that happens every time they play! bill: O ya. Calgary flames rock
by Scyllian February 20, 2008
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busaba calamari

Term used to describe a tasty snack.
Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!
by Dominic K July 5, 2008
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camaro

A really shitty, ugly, sad excuse for a car that can get beat in a race by any stock M3. O yeah!
Dick: "my camaro is the shit!"
M3 pimp: "Oh, really? can it pull 0.91 g on the skidpad and 0-60 in 5.5 seconds?"
Dick: "shit, now i have to sell my car and buy myself something that isnt a piece of shit"
by pwned739 May 31, 2005
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Calgary

N. The best city in Alberta. Fuck Wait. The best mother fuckin city in Canada period.

Calgary beats the living shit out of butfuck Edmonton. The Saddledome is ill, olympic park is a beaty, you can see the rockies, the C train gets you from A to B and the Stamps are gonna do it one of these years. Plus the Calgary Stampede is dope.

I've only been once but the girls are generally nice clean and well raised upper middle class that dress nice as fuck and are just straight up hot. It is also a clean town with lots to do and it isn't full of left wing hippies like other big cities. That is why it beats the fuck out of dirty cesspools like Toronto.

Calgary rocks
* If you're a straight cowboy, you'll like Calgary. If you're one of em brokeback queerballs I reckon you head east for Toronto.
by Curt Miller April 27, 2006
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Calgary

Calgary is an essentially boring, lifeless city in Alberta, Canada with delusions of grandeur. One of the worst examples of urban sprawl in North America it's ecological footprint is massive. So much so that water is becoming a major issue. It is famous for the Calgary Stampede which is a drunken corporate boozefest designed to convince people that Calgary still has anything at all to do with Cowboys.
An essentially a white collar city obsessed with being " a world class city". It should be noted however, that inland cities are rarely world class. Having grown by more than 200,000 people in the last 20 many who come from other larger more cosmopolitan cities despise the fact that Calgary has no arts scene to speak of. The philharmonic teeters on bankruptcy every few years, and the jazz festival died a nasty death due to financial problems.

Calgary is a city, for the most part of hard workers and hard drinkers. Having one of the highest per capita alcohol consumption rates the standard problems arise. However, since most of Calgary is middle class, alcoholism & drug abuse are relabled conspicuous consumption.

Having lived in Calgary my whole life not being white has been a definite plus. It's great to have fun at the rednecks expense and they are usually shocked to discover a margin of education or a sharp wit.

On the subject of well bred white girls a lot of them do get fed up with the redneck attitudes of a lot of white guys. The basically means that if you're not white as long as your a decent man you can date any woman that you want. That being said a lot of girls in Calgary are gold diggers regardless of color. They will ask you in the first five minutes of meeting you, what you do, how much money you make and what you drive. Caution must be applied as a lot of these women are interested in what they can get out of the relationship, not in the man per se. Be vague in matters of money and things will go a lot better. They will be forced to be a little more creative in their legwork which only benifits you, as a guy.
by 156 July 23, 2006
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