Cacoonpetence

Incompetent as fucking cocoons

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!

by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018

calcium dust

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

cacoont

The mixture if a cunt, coon, and a cacoon, usually used to call a thing/person all 3 at once.

Hey Brayden, you're a cacoont!

by TheForgottenDruid May 14, 2018

calcicunt

a bitch ass smart person

'dude youre such a calcicunt, laev'

by thelævfam September 27, 2018

Calboy1704

A controversial but influential (to some), professional vaper. Calboy1704 is callum brown is a full time vaper and has been for around 7 months, he’s known around posh ends like oaks and tonbridge for dealing vaper to underage kids.

I just hit up calboy1704, he getting me a vape tomorrow bruv

by Calboy1704 October 30, 2019

Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face

Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck

by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019

cacotto

Very fast and liquid pooping.

Bro can you go out today? No, bro I have cacotto.

by SickDenn March 24, 2020