Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

caesar

stupid dumbass that needs to be stopped and rejected by society

caesars mom:hey caesar your adopted
caesar:iknow you told me already

by randomdumbassthenegetivethird February 2, 2022