The act of getting on the roof of a school and jumping off. The jump must be done with no pants, and landing on a dildo in the ass. Only men can participate, preferably asain. Once the Dildo is injected into the bumhole, mayo, and Worcestershire sauce will be smeared on the ass cheeks. If completed and done successfully, Mr.Xies himself will be summoned and shave your head to match his dumbass hair.
BillyBob: want an Ethan Xies Creampie
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole
by DilfFucker69420 September 21, 2023
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I boned that bitch's ass for nearly an hour and man she let loose a cornhole creampie all over the back seat of my truck.
by Steviebeef October 6, 2010
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Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
well done!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
Get the Oreo Creampie Surprise mug.Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).
Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?
Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.
Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?
Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010
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by MSome rando guyC April 18, 2020
Get the national give a creampie day mug.An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.
Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
by CMonster August 17, 2012
Get the Coconut Creampie mug.When a black man cums in a white womans pussy. Also refers to other races but it generally refers to a black man and white woman. Google it and you will see.
He dropped a big interracial creampie deep inside her vanilla pussy after opening up all her holes with his meat stick.
by MH2300 July 12, 2015
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