Creampie Christening

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
by DJRoms December 03, 2020
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Spartan Creampie

When a man ejaculates inside a woman without her wanting to. The woman, in a mad rage of impregnated anger, rushes up to the man to attempt to argue with him. However, the man does not wish to argue. Instead, he Sparta kicks the woman, either in the breasts or the stomach, so that she flies backwards and accepts her own defeat.
Johnny: “Did you here about Tony last night?”
Jordi: “No, why?”
Johnny: “He Spartan Creampie(d) the girl from the bar, sent her flying back onto the bed.”
by LilPumpTouchedMe August 06, 2018
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banana creampie

The act of chopping up a banana and ejaculating on it, making a banana cream pie.
i whipped up a banana creampie by creaming all over a banana
by codylikesgirls1 February 11, 2011
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Boston Creampie

The Boston Creampie occurs when, seconds prior to ejaculation, one removes the phallus and ejaculates onto the abdomen of another. One must then urinate onto the abdomen and/or upper torso of said ejaculate catcher in the shape of the letter "B". This is only worthwhile if the receiver is a fan of the New York Yankees Baseball club.
That cumdumpster I fucked last night told me she is a Yankees fan, so I gave her the Boston Creampie to show her the error of her ways.
by Joseph Edward December 09, 2007
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Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong
Im sore after that Coconut creampie
by Mathiens May 03, 2017
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Houston Creampie

When a guy ejactulates in a girls face and they rub it on there lips and makeout.
I wish i could Houston Creampie her
by FWBBBBBB August 16, 2010
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California Creampie

When you throw up in a girl's vagina and have sex with her right afterwards.
I just gave Molly a California Creampie and it took her a week and a half to clean it out.
by Charlie K November 02, 2006
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