crabbery sauce

A delicious sauce which, when served with mayonnaise, serves as a staple for those determined to lose weight despite their tenuous grasp of basic nutrition.

Utterly alone, Mark ate crabbery sauce and mayonnaise every day.

crabbery sauce by Paul Chitlik August 2, 2006

Cranberried 

having sexual intercourse with a female while she is
on her menstrual cycle.

Hey bro, you remember that girl from last night's party? I totally cranberried her last night!

Cranberried by Twatts February 2, 2010

Cranberries on a Shitlog 

A phrase used to describe something utterly disgusting.

"Dude what would happen if a girl had a huge shit then had her period?"
"It would be like cranberries on a shitlog."

Cranberries on a Shitlog by avenshmit May 2, 2010

crowberry 

a gross deformation of the face, when during adolescense and puberty, the male develops very strawberry and crow-like face appearances. this is markedly more noticeable when large black head pimples appear all over the face. also causes a gross deformation of nose and skin colour.

ilan: "hey you look really ugly today"
crowberry: "ouch"

crowberry by pouya arshadi December 29, 2006

Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

Angry Crackberry by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

crapberry

A PDA used while on the toilet.

Click click click came from the stall.

From the next stall, "Bob, you had better stop using that crapberry, or you will get hemeroids."

crapberry by Auntiegou April 21, 2010

Karen Carberry

karen carberry is an idiom that means an absolute legend..
a karen carberry is usually an unreal looking girl who has a brilliant personality.
a karen carberry also stays up late doing coursework which she doesn't even have to do.
and a karen carberry doesn't spell correctly all the time. actually she spells alot of words wrong.

person 1. "did you do a karen carberry last night?"

person 2. "yeah i thought i had to do that technology homework! "

"i wish i was dating a karen carberry"

Karen Carberry by jimmy blueberry April 6, 2009