Cat Craft

A cool guy that’s normally out yonder from Texas… Probably a furry.

Yo that’s a cat craft!

by Wikipedia; Official Definitons February 16, 2023

Crafting retardo

a way to insult the youtuber crafting vegeto

Man, sam really is a crafting retardo

by aditta October 9, 2023

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Mein Craft

Nigga 12345

You are such a Mein Craft!

by or30202020 January 10, 2024

cracker crafted

Crafted in a custom manner at home using only improvisational techniques and exclusively Caucasians.

Well, that looks nigger rigged but we're white. It must be cracker crafted!

by DissociativeK December 30, 2022

Dakoda Craft

He's an upcoming musician who does genres like hip hop, pop, and pop rap. He is always finding ways to improve I fuck with him y'all should to on God!

Dakoda Craft when are you gonna release new music and hit the studio up?

by Find New Music January 14, 2023

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023