Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings
by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004
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upton court grammar

posh shits that go to a posh shit school. the boys (specifically daniel dubovoi) are smelly, hormonal, acne prone losers. the girls r chavvy skets who juul in the toilets. scum. go to challoners instead.
oi did you hear about upton court grammar?
yeah they’re lil shits
by fitty amelia September 06, 2019
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Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 26, 2005
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Home Court Advantage, The

The natural advantage that one female will have if they are... in the act with another female. This comes from "knowing the turf" better than most guys.
Martha: I hooked up with Cindy last night at Paco's party.
Mary: How was it?
Martha: Wicked Awesome. She knew exactly what buttons to press.
Mary: Ah, yes, The Home Court Advantage.
by BThomps August 03, 2005
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black court hogs

A group of black men who stay at your local basketball court nearby and hog it all day that have no job or education besides shooting a basketball.
Damn those niggas are black court hogs lets go tell them to leave "Runs Away In Fear because One has a gun"
by ItsDannyPhantom December 04, 2020
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digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.
Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
by Butter Mike June 17, 2023
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tour de courte

the walking lap one takes around the entire circle of the mall's food court, collecting and eating each free sample, and ultimately finishing where he or she began.
"I'm not too hungry, I just want a snack. Ooh, the food court! I thing a 'tour de courte' should tide me over till dinner!"
by Delivery Guy 1 June 04, 2016
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