Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.
by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016
Get the couch revolutionariesmug. by LeenaTime January 17, 2017
Get the couch boymug. the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
Get the couch facemug. When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
by FarOutWords November 22, 2010
Get the Fuck Couchmug. Humorously called the place where National Guard or Reserve military personnel go after initial training whereas Active duty armed service members will be assigned to a permanent duty station, or base. Reserve and National Guard get to go home after training and only have additional training once a month and two weeks out of the summer. They have the chance to be lazy at "Fort Couch" until duty calls.
Private Smith: I got my orders to go Fort Benning. Have you gotten yours?
Private Osborn: Oh, I am already assigned to a unit. I am Reserve.
Private Smith: Fort Couch, huh?
Private Osborn: Haha hell yeah, man!
Private Osborn: Oh, I am already assigned to a unit. I am Reserve.
Private Smith: Fort Couch, huh?
Private Osborn: Haha hell yeah, man!
by bingolady January 17, 2011
Get the Fort Couchmug. Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
by MattEtweg April 30, 2010
Get the Couch Lockedmug. The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
by 12in Joe May 9, 2010
Get the The Couch Potatomug.