Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.
by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023
a cassy is a person that loves to shave and eat the calluses off of a persons feet. they consider themselves a weeb and a "mall goth". a cassy is also a person who loves dreamsmp. especially tommyinit.
Person 1(cassy): h-h-hh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hhey..
Person 2: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CREDIT CARD INFO???
Person 1(cassy): U-u-u-u-uUwU im sorry!! can i lick in between your toes to eat your toe jam so you feel better? Im just a silly baka merp! Im such a Cassy loves Ava!!!
Person 2: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY CREDIT CARD INFO???
Person 1(cassy): U-u-u-u-uUwU im sorry!! can i lick in between your toes to eat your toe jam so you feel better? Im just a silly baka merp! Im such a Cassy loves Ava!!!
by armylovermrriesterhasaGYATT January 18, 2024
a selfie taken above the head exposing the double chin and inner pain only to be used if depressed or hurt by the opposite gender
by mr_mccone June 08, 2020
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 02, 2024
Smart, strong, and she's seen some shit. Don't try to tell her your trauma bullshit, she's got her own but you'd never know because she doesn't need to talk about it. She's the softest and hardest, sweetest and sassiest lady you're ever going to encounter.
by Tequila queen May 22, 2025
A woman of many talents, can sing, dance, act, wrestle, host and is the best dog mom ever. Her beauty is only matched by her kindness. Hates slow drivers and can't bake cookies to save her life.
by DarkHorse0412 November 22, 2021
Can't believe the big plot twist in the cassy-lore was that a ton of bisexual people fall for her! Didn't see that (cum)ming!
by c(ass)andra & emilio del bozo March 04, 2022