carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 1, 2022

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.

Wanna play some Need For Speed Carbon? It’s such a good game.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.

by Vyra November 3, 2009