When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
Get the cafe hogmug. the most degen place known to mankind, houses some of the dumbest people in the world who spend their lives trying to get dyed pixel armor.
by oqh a August 7, 2022
Get the Exotic Cafemug. by Ilegolas2 November 12, 2017
Get the Bubble Cafemug. Castelli Cafe is the UK home of Castelli Cycling apparel. Castelli Cafe uses Twitter and Instagram for social purposes and is the founder of #cafelove a friday feel good vibe
by bikeGeek March 17, 2014
Get the castelli cafemug. Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.
LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?
Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!
LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!
LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!
Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!
LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!
LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!
by Spyhf June 20, 2021
Get the Los Angeles Cafemug. by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022
Get the Koala Cafemug. Cafe woman was a popular phrase used in the 1940's thru the 1980's for a loose woman in the African American community that frequented clubs and cafe's that played blues music from a juke box. She was a woman that hung out in such establishments usually drunk or drinking. She was normally scantily dressed, with a top on that was too small for her breast. They are very loud when they talked, ill manners and would carry assorted weapons like a knife, small pistol or a straight razor in their bra or purse. They normally come to the club alone of with another cafe woman.
Cafe women are sexually loose and loud women that get drunk and hang out in blues cafes.
"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"
"Terry's sister was dressed like a cafe woman with her breast all out. I smelled alcohol on her breath, and when she leaned forward to pick up the keys she dropped, a straight razor fell out from between her breasts!!!"
by 82663 January 1, 2022
Get the Cafe Womenmug.