1. (v) A variation of the word bitchslap used by Kelly in the video "Shoes"
2. (v) What you do to one of your friends when he/she pisses you off
3. (v) What should be done to shetbags and douches
2. (v) What you do to one of your friends when he/she pisses you off
3. (v) What should be done to shetbags and douches
"I'm gonna betchslap you motherfucker"
"You should betchslap that whore for stealing my boyfriend"
"Kate totally betchslapped Natasha zomg!"
"You should betchslap that whore for stealing my boyfriend"
"Kate totally betchslapped Natasha zomg!"
by drgmark35 November 5, 2006
Get the betchslap mug.To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Very Similar to the Harlem Bitchslap, but the only difference is leaving the condom unknotted so that some of its contents spills on the face of the female on the receiving end of the slap.
by Tigi- tigi-tiger woods ya'll January 23, 2005
Get the B-More Bitchslap mug.after meeting an individual who is being a bitch towards you, the receiver of the bitchyness will say:
"bitches don't make real friends"
"bitches don't make real friends"
A: "I was talking to Jackie the other day and she gave me a one word answer and then turned her back to me, so I had to bitchslapp her."
by Fake Name 203 March 29, 2010
Get the bitchslapp mug.The jamaican art of licking the back of your hand and winding up with a full body backhand to your targets face.
I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.
by Auch07 December 16, 2007
Get the jamaican bitchslap mug.by joaniedee July 30, 2003
Get the bitchslap mug.When a man slaps another man as he would a submissive female (rather than punching him), therefore a degrading and humiliating blow.
by Poet Daddy January 19, 2005
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