Bradley
Round faced beauty king. Open to all of the arts and sciences alike. Able to grow his hair longer than his feet. He’s magnificent in color and a gift to his mother. While a Bradley may have troubles in other departments in the home, he always loves fearlessly and is not one to ghost people. Most Bradley’s are righteously in touched with their sexuality. He is brilliant in arts and sciences alike, even though he secretly prefers one over the other. Bradley’s are successful in nature and nurture. If you find a Bradley, make sure to offer him something of equal value that could pay for his trades and services, but BEWARE… Some Bradley’s have one NASTY characteristic, troll feet that will kill you in one swift S T O M P! Lastly, always be ready around a Bradley… They are very hyper sexual creatures.
Boy 1: You can tell that Bradley is gay!
Boy 2: Yeah, but he is also one of the ones with troll feet.
Boy 2: Yeah, but he is also one of the ones with troll feet.
Bradley by Yovanni Cortez August 16, 2022
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