book

This is what comes up on predictive text instead of cool. Book is the height of all coolness possible.

James: I am soo book its unbelievable.
Mel: Ahahaha, no. Lol at your face.

by Booktimes. October 27, 2011

book

A thing old people use to look stuff up

When John wanted to know what "endothelium" was, instead of googling it, he looked it up in an ancient, 47-lb book called a medical dictionary

by ecstatic_editor July 1, 2012

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015

book

A piece of literature that people read and write to make themselves feel smart.

"Hey john, did you read the book i wrote last year?"
"nah man, you aint smart, stop acting a fool!"

by MattStaff April 25, 2008

book

To get someone's number

I want to go book some boys at the mall today. I booked some boys when we went to Six Flags last week.

by Victoria S. August 23, 2007

book

A now useless form of entertainment

You like books?! You should have real fun and watch TV and play video games! No one has the right to tell people what fun to have! (Mine was just a suggestion.) Those annoying grown-ups have to stop telling us to read instead!!!!!!!!

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

Books

A euphemism for condoms used by honors students

I need another book this one is ruined

I had to use three different books last night while i was reading with my girlfriend.

by advanced reader August 14, 2012