Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
Get the Virtual Blue Ballmug. This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
by Krabooji September 25, 2012
Get the Nightclub Blue Ballsmug. The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
Get the Chat Blue Ballsmug. A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 6, 2010
Get the blue ballsmug. The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
Get the chat blue ballsmug. by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
Get the kelly blue balledmug. The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?
John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!
Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
Get the rational blue ballsmug.