Birthday Hangover

That shitty day that follows up your birthday

Chris: "Damn... my car wont start. Where are those cables?"

Karima:" hahahahaha, thats shitty."

Chris: "yeah, its a birthday hangover"

by Cuzimonfire October 27, 2010

Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).

John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.

by Zeke489 May 6, 2009

happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004

worst birthday

A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"

It is considered rude.

Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.

by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008

Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!

by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

It's my birthday

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.

"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004