Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"
by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019
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Anal bead

An anal, ignorant, stupid, annoying asshole.
by Fanmirrorcouch July 24, 2022
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bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.
“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”
by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 03, 2022
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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 14, 2010
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