twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018

Rain barrel

To urinate into an anus with the penis inserted inside.

I heard Ted gave Susan a rain barrel for her birthday.

by Down Spout Jim January 16, 2022

Back of the barrel

An absolute annoying, wrongun or stupid thing

"That was an absolute back of the barrel move"

by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 12, 2021

hog barrel

An extremely large penis

The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.

by lo Bessy October 26, 2013

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".

"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"

by Jacob P. July 21, 2008

Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009