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Jackhammer

A position used in intercourse where the man will hill hold his partner upside down by the legs with his partners head on the bed. The man will then stick his penis into the girls vagina and make sex
Girl: oh my god Toby made me his jackhammer last night

Girl 2: oh I fucking love the jackhammer
by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020
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barnhammer

When you meet your colleague's SO and they're so hot you want to bang them like you're just plain livestock...
Had drinks with the office crew last night, Simmons' "little piece" made me walk home with a barnhammer stuck in my waistband.
by Chuck Dick-ins November 28, 2021
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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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banhammer

(usually in videogames) The ability of a server moderator or administrator to ban people connected to the server, imagined as a physical hammer which is "swung" at rule-breakers.
The banhammer spoke, and I couldn't play on my favorite Minecraft server anymore.
by urbandictionaryuser232456 August 28, 2025
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Sweaty Jackhammer

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.
I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.
by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013
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Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
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