Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.

I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on

by terrorink January 30, 2021

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019

The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.

Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*

by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019

Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

by D. Goode August 2, 2016

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 3, 2021