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Bachelor Run

A large paintball gauntlet consisting of “friends” shooting at you. Has nothing to do with getting married.
Jack: hey, did you hear Dewey just did a bachelor run
Victor: yeah, that must’ve hurt.
Jack: yeah at least he’s not getting married
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The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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Eternal Bachelorism

The position of deliberate choice to avoid committing to long-term romantic relationships based on the belief that prolonged involvement of such often results in a substantial decrease in overall well-being.
The man had chosen to refrain from relationships, declaring himself to subscribe to the idea known as Eternal Bachelorism.
by Bias in Birth January 15, 2024
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Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.
Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter
by TheGman33 January 23, 2023
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ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.
No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.
by m 0'nuillian March 18, 2016
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Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.
I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on
by terrorink January 30, 2021
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bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.
The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
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