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My mommy says I’m autistic! Is that a good thing?

by I creased your Jordan’s February 5, 2024

autistically

when your friend is doing an action that makes them look like there autistic.

“why is she acting so autistically”

by autistical girl123x November 20, 2023

Autistic Attacker

A person who has severe autism and loves attacking people for no particular reason.

Mohammad Yousaf is such an autistic attacker

by Arham ali November 22, 2023

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 28, 2023

Autistic

A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.

"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"

"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"

by astroIogi December 15, 2023

Autistic

If your name is Jourdan Fencock

Damn your girlfriend is autistic

by Durrrrp January 4, 2023

Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)

Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!

by Frey or Mikey!! They/He/It July 28, 2023