post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.

"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."

by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012

weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017

Low Functioning Autism

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)

I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Super Saiyan Autism

That one guy who is to much into Dragon Ball specifically to the point where they start making AMV

Guy 1: Latest episode of Super nothing happened, as usual
Guy 2: I know it was awesome as usual, already put Linkin Park all over it.
Guy 3: You need MHA stat! For its the only way to treat Super saiyan autism

by pesudah November 18, 2018

bag of autism

Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.

"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

Autism Swarm Dynamics

Autism swarm dynamics is the act when one person, typically a young child a school, does something autistic and all his friends follow suit. This forms a “meme-like” culture over that thing, thus the idea itself moved amongst the social structure like a swarm. It spreads and burrows itself into the psyche of the human mind, thus forming a behavioural pattern which is seen to some as “autistic”.

The phrase serves as a name for everyone following random @everyone ping in discord communities, first diagnosed by StemmedAxis06#2372.

In #announcements on discord.gg/thegalacticrepublic server, admin StemmedAxis06 pinged everyone with the word "Bababoey". This was an autistic thing to do as it had 0 contextual preface in this server that was well known, as well as not being a proper announcement. However, autistic children are very similar in brain patterns to Redditors. And we (discord members) are all Redditors. The everyone bababoey meme spread to the other staff and then the group leaders in their own announcement channel. Because of great Autism Swarm Dynamics influence, the meme continues to appear in various text channels.

by KifoPL September 17, 2020