assmatic

bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack,

1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapple

2: assmatic son

by 5P K1NG December 31, 2008

Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.

by This makes me smile January 26, 2011

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.

That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat January 23, 2007

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.

WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003