anus sniffer

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

by AmitChak April 01, 2016

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

anus churning

Taking a plunger or other toilet cleaning item and shove in someone's ass; typically to simulate churning butter.

Guy 1: How weird did it get? Is she freaky?
Guy 2: Dude, she wanted an anus churning.

by Dankdankpusspuss February 08, 2017

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! October 08, 2015

Black Anus

Slang name for the restaurant with a similar sounding name.

We had Black Anus last night.

by onewomansslave July 01, 2009

anus crust

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

by JHarris November 05, 2005

Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

by P McP January 29, 2009