Texas

Did you mean stupid?

"Hey Patrick, what am I?"

"Uh, Texas?"
"No, I'm stupid!"
"What's the difference?"

by Roshea465 June 27, 2016

Texas

The Worst state in america home to fat ass redneck fucks who marry their sisters.

"oh your racist you must be from texas"
"your darn tootin"

by applecider6693333333333333333 February 20, 2015

Texas

A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.

Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!

by Francis Urquhart June 5, 2013

Texas

The place in the world where everything's bigger.

I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.

by Ready-Liver November 7, 2009

Texas

1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...

girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009

Texas

State connected to mexico in the United States.

Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!

by the_anonymous_one_rules August 3, 2010

Texas

texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....

u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!

by lizze October 25, 2006