Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 03, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 29, 2004

Alex Ashton

Me

I am alex ashton

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ashton tirado

Someone to have sex with at 12am.
Someone to love.

Use Ashton tirado

by Bkhkhxkhxkyxiydiyd June 15, 2017

sam ashton

Annoying, has no friends, really cringy and I want to kill at times

Sam Ashton is so cringy

by Ieiej July 03, 2019

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords May 12, 2018