Neo-Amish

C-Knife

you probably are neo-amish if you're reading this

by Sue D. Ohnym October 18, 2008

urban-amish

A fashion and grooming trend popular recently with the underpaid, overeducated twenty-something male; involves the dichotomy of an Amish-style beard and the emo aesthetic.

"What is up with pedi-cab drivers here in Austin going all urban-amish?"

by Sarahbelle August 11, 2008

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

Amish Pie

Ejaculation onto a woman with a great deal of pubic hair. So named because of the fact that married Amish men have long beards. Related to the creampie.

This chick never shaved her bush. After I blew my load, she totally had an Amish Pie.

by WWSYDHT September 16, 2010

urban amish

n. Someone who tries to grow the amish-style beard, but apparently hasn’t gone through puberty, so it comes in patchy, looking like a crazy homeless man’s beard.

Ben’s wife made him shave his mustache, so now he’s all urban amish with his facial hair.

by MelDog September 26, 2006

Amish taco

With your partner laying face down and you upright. Inserting a long object to their anus and work it like your churning butter.

I gave her the amish taco with a toilet plunger handle and churned some shit butter

by Superferret January 5, 2018