Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink

Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary

by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009

except actually

often used when dealing with a joke. When the need to clarify comes along, except actually is used

Amnesty: I'm Mr. Hennagir's favorite student

Rimsha: Except actually... I am.

by rimsahh May 23, 2011

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018

that's raidillon actually

WTF1 youtube video

that's raidillon actually means raidillon

by Matthew1998 August 24, 2018

Actual Thanks

To thank someone and really mean it.
Repeating the word " Actual " afterwards implies the magnitude of the thanks

You really helped me out , Actual Thanks !
OR
GUY: Your the best man ,Actual thanks .
You: No problem !
GUY: Actual bro

by Raccoons May 24, 2018

he didn't actually pay Paul, though

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.

One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018