autism mom

When something or someone is acting overly protective or unnecessarily meddling in someone’s or something’s business usually with the intent or guise of protecting them/it
Becky keeps asking me if I’m okay. She’s kinda being an autism mom.

The US needs to not get involved in Ukraine. We need to mind our own business. Seriously, we don’t need to be the autism mom of everyone’s borders.
by mylovelena February 24, 2022
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Trickle-Down Autism

When a parent/guardian or elder sibling's stupidity start to affect the younger generation.
Friend:Josh is even stupider than his older brother!
Other Friend: Yeah, he mus have Trickle-Down Autism.
by Leeroix December 26, 2018
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post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz June 06, 2012
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weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.
What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?
by coopahshakazulu April 06, 2017
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Low Functioning Autism

Autism, but with an intellectual disability. A person with Low Functioning Autism will not be able to live independently, unlike people with High Functioning Autism or Asperger's Syndrome.

People with Low Functioning Autism often have little to no speech. They may make random noises as oppose to words. (LFA is the abbreviation for Low Functioning Autism.)
I feel bad for him, he has Low Functioning Autism.
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
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Super Saiyan Autism

That one guy who is to much into Dragon Ball specifically to the point where they start making AMV
Guy 1: Latest episode of Super nothing happened, as usual
Guy 2: I know it was awesome as usual, already put Linkin Park all over it.
Guy 3: You need MHA stat! For its the only way to treat Super saiyan autism
by pesudah November 19, 2018
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bag of autism

Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.
"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"
by Best bitch in the world April 20, 2016
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