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Zoe

Zoe... Hm, where to start is the main question.
Well, she's clever, funny, kind, caring, thoughtful and just all around epic- a true epic gamer. Not only is Zoe an epic gamer but she is also a certified therapist. Despite what a Zoe might say when interrogated, they are always therapists, and good ones too. Basically if anything is worrying you, go to her.
Not only this, but she also manages to look epic while doing all of this.
However, she is a bully. Not cool Zoe, not cool. You know who you are. Still best girlfriend material possible. Has blonde moments.
"lol that zoe's pretty epic"
"correctamundo"
by echhtreme. December 17, 2018
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Zoe

The best person ever Zoe’s are so nice to you and actually speaks quite a lot. Zoe’s may seem happy but lacks a lot of self esteem and doesn’t think the greatest of themselves. She is very attractive and funny if u are her bestfriend u are lucky because she will always have your back and if u hurt her friends she will hurt u
Guy 1: dammm did u see Zoe

Guy 2 yeah mate she is looking sexy
Guy 1: mate she is mine

Guy 2 back off

Guy 1: I really like u

Zoe: ummm u hurt my friends feelings so fuck off
by Happyperson223 January 3, 2019
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Zoe

Zoe is a gorgeous loyal gal. she has an amazing body including a fat ass and nice boobs. she is very trust worthy and is literally perfect. she thinks she isn’t beautiful but she sure is.
did you see zoe’s ass today dam
by ddejjj May 5, 2019
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Zoe

She’s cute,cute,cute,cute,cute and cute she’s also very cute
Zoe is cute
by Shyehdbs December 22, 2020
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Zoe

will give u blowjob, fuck u, make out with you, handjob, let u squish her nonexistent tits, smell her feet for yall freaky foot people, or whatever wierd fetish u have. aka BITCH A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and is most likely freakishly blonde, like its actually scary and concerning how blonde she is.
Hi Zoe
Hello, may i do stuff to your penis, feet, and everything else
bitch wtf, but yeahh
by thicc chungus March 26, 2019
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Zoe

Zoe is one of the best people you will ever meet. She always makes everyone laugh and hates any seriousness of any kind. She has mid length brown hair and green eyes that sometimes I swear change to blue. She is also the most dirty minded person ever but most of the time she's hilarious. She is pretty, forgiving, amazing and slightly crazy. She is one of my most amazing friends.
Person 1: omg she is so funny!

Person 2: Yeah, that's Zoe for you!
by Wolfgirl358 November 1, 2018
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Zoe

I lost young woman who hopes she finds the right path after years of searching beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside. All she has is extreme love for a man who most days does not seem like he wants her around but still she will never leave this man because like her he is also lost right now.
Zoe has a big ass
by Lilllllzo February 22, 2019
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