street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 23, 2017

Fig

A weird purple ball with black slimy seeds inside. You can use it for whatever. and I mean whatever.

Person 1: omg look if that a fig?
Person 2: oh yeah it is!
Person 1: what are they used for?
Person 2: legit whatever!

by Spitsyfig November 20, 2021

Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color

dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig

by Buddyupsystem August 26, 2018

Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016

fig

shortcut for figure.

Mandy: What am I supposed to do with these?
Daryl: I dunno. Fig it out yourself.

by kzer_168 June 24, 2016

sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better

“i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019