Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023

Brendan

minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.

Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.

by Xeno_xx1 May 20, 2021

Brendan

A man who loves watching people smoking weed and smokes weed while watching Dickey dines show and laughing his ass off

Man 1: I hear that Brendan smokes weed and watches the Dickey dines show

Man 2: does he even find thedickeydinesshow funny

by Mr.fetishlover12345 February 26, 2018

Brendan

Really gay. A bench dodgeball player. Sucks at everything he does. Usually likes a twin and then breaks up with them and hooks up with there sister.

Oh there’s Brendan he must’ve broke up with lily and went to Alison.

by Retartedbrendanretarted December 21, 2019

Brendan ohared

Extremely drunk

Oh man you are completely brendan ohared

by Thenj March 23, 2015