Skip to main content

samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
I love samurai sauce. You should try it.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018
mugGet the samurai saucemug.

trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022
mugGet the trite samuraimug.

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.
He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.
by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021
mugGet the Samurai cutmug.

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - Clown
Have u heard of that noob named Asm Samurai? He sucks ass at c-ops
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
mugGet the AsM Samuraimug.

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
mugGet the fat samuraimug.

Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
mugGet the Samurai As Fuckmug.

Samurai Card

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.
Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 April 3, 2017
mugGet the Samurai Cardmug.

Share this definition