fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 05, 2024
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samuraiful

Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.

*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.
1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.
by Melissa the random samurai August 14, 2006
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the legendary samurai

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 06, 2017
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Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

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by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018
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soysauce samurai

Bro is a soysauce samurai.”
by Chad_Broski March 07, 2023
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Samurai Shampoo

When your friend recommended you an Anime classic however you only heard its name once so you dont know how to spell it;

then you Google what you understood but all you get is this half-assed urban dicitionary entry insulting your poor lectioning skills.
Friend: Hey, have you seen Samurai Champloo yet? Youll like it!
You : Google, what's Samurai Shampoo?

*Friend and Google judging you silently*
by Idk, were all anon here anyway January 02, 2018
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Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
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