Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

Noah

Noah is the most entertaining person you'll ever meet. He has asarcastic hilarious humor. He is sweet and romantic. You can count on him to make you feel better anytime. He knows the answer to all your questions. He has multiple talents that will continue to amaze you. He has the shakes that will make you quake. And not to mention he is hot, ATTRACTIVE,and gorgeous! Any girl who rejects him will definitely regret it.Any girl dating him is the luckiest girl in the world!

Oh my is that noah he’s hot.

by Hungary lester May 12, 2019

Noah

a cool funny person who is always down to have fun. he may not be the hottest guy but girls still find them selves in love with his loving ways. he makes people hard in a good way and he has a way with his friends that is special because he is sped in the head

Noah is not gay but aben is

by oof_man27 December 11, 2019

Noah

Noah is the kind of person you look for in a room full of people, he is funny and his sarcasm has the power to destroy you or lift you up. He is amazing in everyway! He is a genius and so talented even though he may not actually see it! His eyes melt every girls heart and his friendship is something to be cherished. When you meet Noah keep him forever, he is sensitive and sweet beyond comparison. Sometimes he doesn't have a filter and that's okay you just need to understand he isnt trying to be rude! He is capable of so much and just needs to be reminded of that!

Noah is the life of the party!

Noah always has a bottle haha

by Clevertrix December 12, 2019

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noah

A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.

"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?

Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.

Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?

by adherence1000 December 29, 2019

NOAH

most funny courageous brave wonderful sweet kind loving kid you’ll ever meet <3 he’s perfect and easy to fall in love with so I’d take a step back cause I already fell

Hey did you see Noah today jeez his 8 inch thighs tho

by wizk.rica June 2, 2019