Nebraska

The 37th state of the United States of America.
It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!

by Polybius_223 August 19, 2024

Nebraska

There's a lot of corn on Nebraska, and corn rhymes with porn... Nebraska can be used as a synonym for porn that can be used to pass the censors.

Cappy loves watching Nebraska.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Nebraska Dollar

A Nebraska Dollar is a form of currency given to a lot lizard after preforming anal sex and giving poop dick to the recipient. The payment consists of five dollars in change and a beating.

She took a chance and spread it for a Nebraska Dollar.

by Jeff Gibbons August 21, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two large men are crammed into the back of a small car. Usually involves making out.

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Wellfleet, Nebraska

The site of the greatest tornado that ever lived
Was probably EF4+ strength but got rated EF2 because it was nice enough not to hit anything

Person 1: Hey man did you see that tornado in Wellfleet, Nebraska?

Person 897: Yeah man that was pretty cool i think

by featherhates August 4, 2025