Nebraska Screwdriver

A variation on the classic screwdriver cocktail, using creamed corn instead of orange juice to mix with the vodka.

Hershel slammed back his Nebraska Screwdriver, ensuring he tapped the glass to get all the last chunky creamed corn remnants.

by Pompier March 7, 2025

Benkelman, Nebraska

the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.

sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."

by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023

Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska

The 37th state of the United States of America.
It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!

by Polybius_223 August 19, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two large men are crammed into the back of a small car. Usually involves making out.

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

nebraska twister

Mouth to ass, will spinning faster than a twister

I gave that dirty whore a Nebraska twister

by JerrySejnfienl January 28, 2018