A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)
by Mjeezy August 8, 2003
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JJ: what?
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Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
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Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
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Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
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