Go Suck a Man's Dick 

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!

Go Suck a Man's Dick by Quiteabod November 12, 2013

Become a Man 

you become a man when you turn 32.

I turned 18 and became a women, when i turned 32 i become a man.

Become a Man by Your_pseudonym57 May 21, 2017

seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

seeing a man about a dog by CorrectTerminology December 16, 2014

Shell of a man 

A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be

Shell of a man by Jaxg June 22, 2022

see a man about an equine 

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

see a man about an equine by eugmak November 9, 2011

Fucking a man 

So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)

Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum

1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home

Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer

Fucking a man by Charles Dick in son September 1, 2021

see a man about a horse 

going on a sexual escapade with a man hung like a horse

Girl: Where are you going?
Girl 2: Going to see a man about a horse.
Girl: Dang! Have fun and don't hurt yourself!

see a man about a horse by QtPie4u August 1, 2010