December 8th

National sex day. Literally just do whatever you want but it is suggested you do the dirty on the 8th. But please don't make a baby we don't need anymore crotch goblins :)

Bitch 1: bro it's December 8th yk what that means..

Bitch 2: yes I do.. I do. Get away from me.. no.. BACK OFF BITCH

by McTittyNut. December 7, 2020

henry 8th

henry 8th is a player who had 6 wives .

fuck you hoe i am henry 8th

by Lemoncakes November 8, 2020

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!

Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!

by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

November 8th

You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it

Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!

Other person: It’s November 8th

Ivan/Ian: Fuck

by TheDickBandit November 7, 2021

THE 8th of October

THE 8th of October is the international lend your sister to your friends day. You got a sister? You gotta let your friends borrow her today

Guy 1: Bro, you gyat to let me borrow your sister today
Guy 2: Aight bro, but just because it is THE 8th of October

by Jogos October 8, 2023

March 8th

March 8th is
Date your Best friend Day

It’s just for one day alright?

Maybe it will lead y’all somewhere else- jk jk

i mean...
Now go ask ur bsf out

Hey bestie wanna go on a date?

Uhm- why lollll
Because March 8th is Date your best friend day!!!
Awe yes ofccc

by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021