May 28th

Is national eat POTATO day

It’s May 28th…. you know what that means…. POTATO

by HandsomeLlamaTheThird May 27, 2025

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

September 28th

National slap a redhead day!

September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*

by smart.person September 27, 2021

April 28th

Most weird person ever. But you’re still a good person I swear... You’re also ugly also pretty.

Person 1 : Are you born April 28th??
Person 2 : No why?

Person 1 : Well you’re not pretty so you must be only ugly 😏

by Corvette Corvette December 12, 2020

wednesday 28th

Bank holiday totally

Is it Wednesday 28th yet?
Yes
GREAT ITS A HOILDAY!

by Specky twat September 28, 2021

May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

December 28th National boobie pic day

December 28th, Your friends must send you a picture of their "Boobies" and you must send them to all your friends too.

It's December 28th National boobie pic day! I hope he remembers to send me a pic

by Notess December 27, 2023