9/11/2001

The day rightistas stole the 21st century.

Teacher-in-the-future: "Who can tell me why 9/11/2001 is an important date from the 21st century?"
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

9/11'd

To be attacked or to experiance missfortune relative to the destuction of the twin towers.

Now that I have 9/11'd my car, I can only imagine how many tears the eagle sheds today.

by Jimmy September 11, 2004

Shorts 9/11

Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11

Wes: look at that guy over there

Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11

Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***

Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts

Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid

Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11

by moleskinator August 16, 2009

remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

plessure 9/11

is when you reanact 9/11 in the bed and the penis is the plane and the vagina is the towers

you wanna do the plessure 9/11

by wellfuckmetwice March 8, 2017

pulling a 9/11

Crashing a plane into anything

Dude I was playing gta and this asshole tried pulling a 9/11 on me

by Whitechode October 3, 2017

9/11 Conspiracy

An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.

Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"

Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane

by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019