2 girls 1 cup

A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.

“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”

“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”

“love you hun”

by Old Captain Handle May 25, 2019

2 girls 1 cup

A porn video that shows 2 women shitting in a cup, eating it like my mom on fucking thanksgiving, and gag them selves to puke on the shit in the cup, and on each other. All in all, this video will fuckin traumatize you to the point you think hardcore gangbangs aren’t that bad.

Chad: I watched 2 girls 1 cup yesterday, and I have never seen anything more disgusting.

John: I warned ya, it is the most disgusting video on the internet.

by lukenolan06 December 23, 2019

The 2 girls 1 cup game

A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.

Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.

Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.

by Dr.Strangelove2 August 10, 2009

1/2 Henry

1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry

Man..can you hook me up with a half a henry..I dont get paid 'till Friday.

by Captain Can August 9, 2004

68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

by Traphouse/everything January 30, 2015

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018

The 1-2 Switcheroo

A euphemism for masturbation

Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo

by BabRabbits August 29, 2018