Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!
Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.
by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022
Get the Phantom Agemug. Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.
John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.
by Not Edd/Spongey Things/eddsfan January 9, 2019
Get the Cringe Agemug. by Buzzard April 23, 2006
Get the Mort Agemug. A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.
John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!
by Aliii May 1, 2006
Get the Age of Empiresmug. 
Get the Coon's Agemug. Age Regression is a completely non-sexual coping mechanism. There are people that intentionally regress to deal with heavy stress and stuff, and there are people that involuntarily regress, too. If typing, some regressors may type more like this: "Hewwo! Is *name*, and I is *insert young age*! Is nice meets you!"
Person 1: Why is *insert person* acting so immature, like a child?
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!
by That_Dumbass March 2, 2022
Get the Age Regressionmug. An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate
Symptoms of an aging emo include:
>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard
Symptoms of an aging emo include:
>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard
by XxxMiseryxxX July 24, 2016
Get the Aging Emomug.