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Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit
by P'taters November 21, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

cat lubbing nigel

nigel lubs to 69 four legged puzzy. then sticks his anus through the cat flap for kitty to lick
by mrs tosser October 10, 2025
mugGet the cat lubbing nigelmug.

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.
Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.
by a_sister May 31, 2023
mugGet the Nigelmug.
buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
mugGet the a nigel version game fully employedmug.

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.
Nigel is so awesome
by A true chad November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024
mugGet the Nigel swoopmug.

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