Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).
The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.
Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.
It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.
The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.
Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.
It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)
by Neon December 12, 2004

The final boss of Ear Rape.
This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

The constipated sound that a Yoshi from the Mario series makes when he flutter jumps. Usually accompanied by the Yoshi Face.
by DKsDownBIntheAir August 12, 2009

Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.
"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
by Bill Young July 29, 2006

by Trevor the Gross September 1, 2006

To make subtle whimpering sounds or soft cries. Much like someone who has been the victim of a terrible crime or tragedy.
by Dallion January 24, 2015
