absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

by Cheddarbox March 31, 2009

Fucking's

The irs gave me a lot of Fucking's today or my partner an I fucked several times in other words, (Fucking's)

Wow Fucking's great.

by Fucking's February 13, 2021

Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022