eggs

a term that’s given to a bunch of toxic exo-ls. it’s also punny worthy.

kpop stan 1: “these eggs holes are back at it again with accusing other groups for sajaegi!”

kpop stan 2: “why are even surprised?”

by holy moly macaroni June 7, 2018

Egg

Its just an egg, you daft cunt. Jesus, if you dont know what an egg is, your an actual retard.

Person 1:lemme fry an egg
Person 2:your eggs are trash dude
Person 1:youre trash dude
Person 2:Fuck

by o o p May 9, 2020

Egg

An Egg is something that you cook and is a delicacy to many places.

I am having boiled egg with my salad for tea

by Shivering goose June 8, 2021

Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

Eggs are better served cold

Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.

“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”

by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025

Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025