shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

by dr mcnasty December 13, 2010

gay slap

Grabbing your ex boyfriend's weiner and putting it in your mouth.

'I want to gay slap Ryan tonight'

by Gayslapper5000 September 30, 2013

chest slapping

showing muscle arrogantly. Bragging.

There is some arrogant chest slapping, to be sure, but it is mixed with plenty of exhausted eye rubbing.

by thomassheep April 18, 2010

Banker's Slap

the action of slapping someone with a money filled wallet or a brick of money

Ted: hey bill your a broke jerk

Bill: thats it feel the wrath of the Banker's Slap

by fullmetal pharoh March 08, 2011

SHRAPNAL SLAP

this is when your so fed up with hobos askin for change, you cup your coppers in your hand and round house slap the filthy bastard.

if you ask me for change one more time im gona shrapnal slap you so hard.

by Dr EW and Prof AWD from Yale April 04, 2009

Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.

I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.

by ThisIsMe01 August 06, 2013

wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 08, 2009