by dbond May 5, 2011
Get the two peckered billy-goatmug. To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
by Patattack90 December 21, 2008
Get the two-dollar hoe bathmug. Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.
by AwwM8SickKunt October 20, 2017
Get the Two-handed Indian Twistmug. by MurtssZ January 29, 2023
Get the two gay niggas kissingmug. Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
Get the Happy as a dog with two dicksmug. During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Get the Number two happy mealmug. Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).
Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.
by HEIRBEAR November 8, 2010
Get the Two Door Cinema Clubmug.