Pickle Crushing

The process of stepping on a male's cock until the ejaculated.

Fred: I can't to go pickle crushing with Thomas tonight.

Joe: Ready to go pickle crushing?

by Notgayjustcurious June 1, 2016

pickle-dicted

When someone is helplessly addicted to eating pickles

Deborah - oh my god, look at Daphne! She’s on her 17th pickle this hour!!
Daphne - mmmmmm pretty picklessss
Deborah - she’s pickle-dicted

by neisulore.dv November 25, 2025

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.

Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.

by wafflefuck March 20, 2015

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Pickle Rick

When you find a pickle and give to a person called rick

A Pickle called rick

A pickle that can talk that has a face called rick

Man:"hey pickle rick"
Pickle Rick:"shut the fuck up bitch im pickle rick"
Man:"calm down you look like your in a pickle"
Pickle Rick:"no shit sherlock"
Man:"ummmm ok"
Man (walks away)

by Pickle Rick (tiny rick) swifty June 5, 2019

Gouche pickle

A Gouche Pickle is ur penis and the bit between ur anus. lol

Gouche pickle

by Doctor D I Brown September 10, 2011